FAQ
Short answers. The docs have the long ones.
What is Goonpad?
A launchpad on pump.fun for goon memes. You fill in a name, ticker and image, hold a button for 7 seconds, and sign once.
Why do I have to hold the button?
Because it is Goonpad. Let go early and you start over. That is the whole joke, and it costs nothing.
What counts as goon material?
Memes about the cave: the monitors, the sessions, the energy drinks, the people who never log off. Real people and porn do not count.
How long have I been here?
The session counter at the top knows. Hydrate.
Where do the fees go?
To you. pump.fun pays the creator share of every trade to the wallet recorded as creator, and Goonpad puts your wallet there. You claim them on pump.fun.
What does Goonpad get?
Nothing. There is no fee and no cut. That is stated in the confirmation you tick and in the docs.
What do I pay?
pump.fun's creation cost and the network fee, plus any initial buy. All of it in the one transaction you sign.
Can Goonpad move my funds?
No. It never sees your key. Your wallet shows you the transaction before you approve it.
Which wallets work?
Phantom, Solflare and Backpack in the browser. On a phone, open the site inside your wallet app.
Can I remove my token?
From this site, yes, on request. From pump.fun and the chain, no. Tokens are public and permanent.